Thursday, February 16, 2006

News from the Islamic front!

Much of the American mainstream media has grown bored with the story, but the Cartoon Jihad continues to boil over as violent mobs destroy American idols!

And so the mob shouted: "Death to Tony Blair", "Death to Britain" and “Death to America!"

And may I add: “Death to the Kentucky Colonel”, “Death to the Burger King” and “Death to Ronald McDonald!”

Moreover, the mob screamed: "insulting the Prophet disgusts us and nuclear energy gives us dignity!" Take that! And this! And that!

Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein announces he's on a hunger strike!

No more junk food for me!”

Who's gonna eat his Cheetos and Doritos now?

Pray for peace!


Anonymous said...

think 'freedom fries' is taking it far how about 'roses of muhammad' taking the place of the name for the 'danish' pastry

revdrron said...

May I ask, why can a Muslim eat muhammad but not draw a picture of him?

Anonymous said...

it is not muhammad, but his flowers kafir-why is it a christian eats jesus

revdrron said...

Jesus said "I am the bread of life... If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever" (see contexct in John 6.25-59, esp., vv. 48 & 51).